When you binge watch a show with a girl that you don't want to watch with the hopes that it will somehow result in sex
Guy 1: Bro, have you seen Pretty Little Liars?
Guy 2: OMG YES, IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW! Why did you watch it though?
Guy 1: Um, I was minge watching it with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Oh right, yeah same, I hate that show.
Guy 2: OMG YES, IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW! Why did you watch it though?
Guy 1: Um, I was minge watching it with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Oh right, yeah same, I hate that show.
by DjangoTheMysterious October 5, 2016
Get the minge watchingmug. What white folks will be under when a man with the name Barack Hussein Obama wins the US presidency.
CNN: "It's just been reported that Senator Barack Hussein Obama has been elected as the new president of president of United states of America"
Donald: Noooooooooooohohhohohoohooooo
Mother: keep an close eye on your father while i go to the grocery store kids.
(suicide watch)
Donald: Noooooooooooohohhohohoohooooo
Mother: keep an close eye on your father while i go to the grocery store kids.
(suicide watch)
by coolT February 8, 2008
Get the suicide watchmug. A smart watch that is absolute shit and you probably got it out of a trash can. You can buy them for $1 at Walmart
by Akira Akia November 8, 2017
Get the android watchmug. Hey bro, I was messing around with Haely last night and she rolled over and I said
"hey watch the kids honey" and nutted in hr eye!
"hey watch the kids honey" and nutted in hr eye!
by ReJackk August 19, 2016
Get the watch the kidsmug. by no_name October 22, 2006
Get the willy watchingmug. Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.
Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?
by Heathen Minded January 2, 2012
Get the Bird Watchingmug. me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching
me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
well probably cuz I did something bad
me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
well probably cuz I did something bad
by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020
Get the i'm watching you always watchingmug.