darth warren

When a person (typically a man) puts a PVC pipe over his penis and uses bison hair (or any exotic animal fur) to jack the pipe off. If done correctly, the man will be able to masterbate to orgasm.

*in the back of the library*
Person A: Hey whats that noise and what is that guy doing in that corner with the fur?
Person B: Bro, don't you know that that guy is a Darth Warren, he likes the kinetic energy from rubbing bison hair on rods.
Person A: Go home and learn your vocabulary, it is not kinetic energy, it is Jimbo Energy!!!
Person B: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by zao_zeeeee June 3, 2016

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grits warden

Self-empowered cube worshiper. Enjoys long walks through the church and Simon Says.

Dude, that (four) girl's trying (four) to be Simon (four)! What a (four) grits warden! (four)

by Ray June 2, 2004

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Warren Beatty

A situation in which a bet is placed and the better is a little unsure of whether they are correct, and the other party is certain they are correct. The bet is usually not money, but a humiliating punishment, or something not liked by the person who insighted the bet (i.e. dancing, eating seafood, wearing tights, etc.). The bet is often made by loved one's (i.e. girlfriends vs. boyfriend, wife vs. husband, etc.). Usually the male end of the bet is the wrong one and is forced to enact the punishment.

Jessica wanted to Warren Beatty Brandon that the character in the movie was not played by Warren Beatty but he didn't want to commit to the bet since he knew his punishment would be to go dancing.

by beeker studios February 6, 2006

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