by Mason250 October 26, 2018
Get the Virtual Arkansas mug.A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.
by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018
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Verb
Synonyms:
Friendzoned
Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Verb
Synonyms:
Friendzoned
Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level
2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.
Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.
However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.
Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.
Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
#friendzone#friend#zone#friendzoning#friendzoned#relationships#castration
Example: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she would have those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed undergo Virtual Castration through Friendzoning.
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