When you havent had too much to drink the night before, and instead of ruining your morning, the restful sleep makes you feel better than normal when you wake up.
by tmeador June 4, 2008
Get the hang undermug. by dudematesex August 10, 2008
Get the Under The Influencemug. When a girl is riding you cowgirl and you put your hands behind your back as if tied up, whilst both of your thumbs are up your own ass as she is riding... grinding your thumbs into your G-Spot.
John: Shirley had me under the thumbs last night
Mike: Nice! How awesome is it when they come once and think they’re in control... meanwhile you’ve milked your prostate seven times.
John: Two thumbs up ey!?
Mike: Nice! How awesome is it when they come once and think they’re in control... meanwhile you’ve milked your prostate seven times.
John: Two thumbs up ey!?
by Shoogy June 11, 2018
I tried to come up for air but the undertoe had pulled me back down.
I'm suffocating in the Under toe.
Damn bitch, yr under toe is outta control!
I was attracted to your under toe like a fly to a bug zapper
I'm suffocating in the Under toe.
Damn bitch, yr under toe is outta control!
I was attracted to your under toe like a fly to a bug zapper
by Twat Knocker's annonymous January 31, 2006
Get the The Under Toemug. Clothes that rednecks who think they're all star baseball players who get all the girls. Football players use to wear it underneath their jerseys and pads. Most baseball players who ride the bench wear it.
I wear Under Armour so I must be the best baseball player out there!
All the ladies love my Under Armour!
I wear Under Armour to distract everyone from noticing I don't get any play time!
Wannabe Baseball Douche JerkDick Cocksucker Loser Ladybeater benchwarmer
All the ladies love my Under Armour!
I wear Under Armour to distract everyone from noticing I don't get any play time!
Wannabe Baseball Douche JerkDick Cocksucker Loser Ladybeater benchwarmer
by GloseUpG December 3, 2015
Get the Under Armourmug. by SweeeeT March 28, 2003
Get the Under blowermug. by Ballsackreligious October 27, 2016
Get the Under-Onesiemug.