Trouser Attack 

It's when you get a massive bona in you'r pants.. And it chooses to stay and not to go away. Somtimes you end up having a orgasm in it

"Oh my god put that away." Said Jenny
"Put what away woman!" Said Todd
"That fuckin' huge ass trouser attack!" Yelled Jenny

Trouser Attack by God321 November 17, 2006

fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout 

searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair

girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"

girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"

fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout by zabuma March 30, 2009

Trouser Trout

Similar to a trouser snake but usually employed while standing in a small fishing boat with oars. Primarily involves hanging a freshly caught fish out of the fly of your pants while swearing and giving the finger to passing motor boats.

Hey a-holes check this!! Kiss my trouser trout!! You noisy buggers are scaring the fish.

Trouser Trout by CATSASS11 October 4, 2010

Trouser Trout

When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.

Jeff suffered from some mean Trouser Trout after that night with the lot-lizard!

Trouser Trout by Butler Butt Clogger March 16, 2012

trouser globes

the slang word for testicles.
from the testicles being round or oval and being contained in a hairy sack in your trousers.
originated by an aussie and his thought processes

you beaut' hairy trouser globes!
OR i got itchy trouser globes

trouser globes by Martin thurston espreston esquire jean claude van elstan September 6, 2006

trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.

"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"

trouser ranch by Kemmy G August 10, 2008

trouser squish 

When you step in a puddle, it's the little bit of water that slowly but surely crawls up your pant leg. It's annoying as heck.

"Dang it!"
"What is it Rylee?"
"I got major trouser squish!"

trouser squish by ShaquishaTheGreat March 26, 2010