Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.

Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".

by Susabar July 23, 2009

Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)

Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "

by GIS- October 23, 2009

Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.

See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester

by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010

Fuck Taster

When a Woman likes to "taste the fuck". After taking it in multiple areas such as anally or in the vagina. She then likes to suck the mans dick and finds it sexually pleasing to do so. These woman enjoy the taste and in some instances gets them off.

She sucked my dick after pounding her for hours.
Dude shes a fuck taster.

by zshoemaker February 18, 2011

Blanket Tosser

A woman that makes your bed and gives you a blow job.

She's a real blanket tosser. She'll make your bed and give you a blow job.

by printsngiggles January 9, 2016

Tinsel Tosser

English slur for gay people at Christmas time.

Look at him, drinking his eggnog. Man, that guy is a total tinsel tosser.

by Danny Fantome December 2, 2016

gay toaster

Toaster that only toasts dick

Fred:you get that new gay toaster
Gerald: yea my dick kinda scorched tho

by Gay rapist January 26, 2021