smurf style

A style of sexual relations involving group sex on magic mushrooms.

We got on the shrooms last night and she told me she wanted it smurf style.

by push it real good August 9, 2010

Smurf Splooge

When someone uses so much blue dish washing liquid that it appears as if a smurf jizzed all over their dishes.

We keep running low on Dawn because she smurf splooged the entire sink

by Stevil2014 September 7, 2014

smurf cum

Smurf cum, is the cum of smurfs. It's a rainbow full of colors from crimson to violet. It tastes like skittles and leaves a wonderful smell behind.

Boy 1: "I heard Laura blew a smurf."
Boy 2: "So thats why her hair looks like a rainbow threw up on her head."
Girl 1: "She told me smurf cum tastes like skittles."

by smurfness.love August 6, 2014

smurf twist

the act of reaching down and twisting the balls when a male has blue balls

that guy got mad i wouldnt put out for him, so i gave him a smurf twist.

by smurfetta November 26, 2006

ghetto smurf

A Ghetto Smurf is a try hard "homie" "thug" person, who pretty much ranges from 8 ~ 18 yrs old and is most commonly short who wears bright baggy clothes and acts tough!!

Hey Sam, Look at that Ghetto Smurf over there, damn, whatta Lamar ~ he looks soo bad

by R'n'S August 3, 2003

smurf bite

a dynamic pinch executed between the thumb and the middle finger, braced by the index finger for added leverage thus increasing the pain ten fold

that small asain tried to donkey punch me so i countered it with a smurf bite to his slow zipper headed ass

by DJ KNUCKLES March 7, 2005

Smurf

A word that information technology professionals use to refer to software programmers.

Damn, man, those smurfs keep sending me fucked up code to test!

by Mr. Lucky May 3, 2007