Necro Tissue-Flapping

This is the act of shoving a tissue up a dead persons arsehole, and then flapping (waving) it in their face multiple times. After this is performed you may want to eat the tissue, or pleasure yourslef by sticking it up your japseye.

I went Necro Tissue-Flapping the other night, it was Ausantisch, but i think i may have come away with aids.

by MyNameIsJohan August 14, 2010

braeden timms

Did I say Braeden Timms? I meant the best person ever! If you ever meet them, you better cherish them because they are so nice and kind and sweet! They are extremely cute and hella tall, and it’s adorable. They should know being skinny and tall and having a little bit of acne is never ugly. If you know a Braeden Timms, if they are like this then this is them, because there is no one like them in the world! They have adorable stretch marks on their shoulders, too! You better make them as your lock screen and give them cute nicknames AND LOAD THEM UP WITH JUNK FOOD! Please never hurt them, and never say that they “do not show enough affection” or “talk about their mental problems” because the only time they bring up their mental problems is when they are in the middle of a panic attack or something extreme. Oh yeah, maybe try taking them to a zoo where there are Siberian tigers, and they would prefer pictures of the blue sky over red hot lava any day of the week. Maybe even try climbing a mountain with them!!! They also like Autumn, and did I mention they are cute? I did? Well then let me say something else: they are adorable and so lovable, and though they can be protective they are super soft and insecure!! Always cherish them, and remember their pronouns because even though they do not correct people too too often, it’s always nice of you (they/them if you are wondering). If you meet them, give them lots of hugs and cuddles! They truly do deserve the world!

Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: Oh, that’s the lovable bean, Braeden Timms!

by Bffr. May 21, 2020

Plain White Tissue

an undershirt guys wear instead of a regular shirt to make themselves look cooler. similar to the bed head, which makes you look like you don't care about your image, which somehow makes you attractive. These so called cool kids will wear this nose wiping garment to contrast with overpriced jeans and shoes. Also many poser gangsters will overspend on shoes, they cannot afford to buy normal t-shirts. These shirts pose a threat to National Security because many men's cold nipples will be revealed. Good night and good luck....

penis TEE HEE

Ditch the plain white tissue, dude, then you might have the respect TO GO FUCK YOURSELF

by RunSachitRun October 19, 2010

Lucy Tissington

lives underground ina small damp burrow. Eats rabbit droppings to survive and sleeps on a bed of books.

Hates sunlight and loves turkey.

by Hello down there January 17, 2005

tism

Means fucked up, from the band of the same name. a fucked up situation. someone who is acting weird?!

this is fucking tism, man.
i am feeling pretty tism.
fucking tism.
Tism.

by John Smith December 4, 2004

tissue

When one develops an issue with their turtle neck, it is referred to as a tissue.

you're wearing a turtle neck on a crowded bus. You grow very hot. That's a tissue.

by she'sabirddoge July 26, 2013

tissue but no toilet blumpkin

When you are craving for a blumpkin but there is no dam toilet near u an ur bitch go behind any hiding public place with no toliet and you get on your knees an she gives u a blumpkin while neiling and taking a ferocious shit an den cumming all over her face an let it dry an ripple just like tissue

"tissue but no toilet blumpkin"
allright say ur name is rhys an u love to give blumpkins u go with ur man or girl an give dem a blumkin cause der is no toilet

by blumpkin man 973 June 5, 2009