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Timples

Pimples on tits of a women. :P :P
Chitraxee: Dont u think she looks hot in that dress?

Sumeet: ya man, it was so low that i could see her TIMPLES!
by Chittyxee December 3, 2009
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Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed

Essentialy an unsually aggressive Tumble Weed.

Indigenous to rural America, the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed has a larger mass than its Tumble Weed counterpart and is capable of travelling at higher speeds.

The kinetic energy produced by the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed is unprecedented. Small to medium sized farm arnimals are particularly at risk as they become entangled in Rumble-bumble-tumble-weeds complex knottyness.

Typically after being subjected to a violent onslaught victims are usually found dead on the rooftops of buildings up to five miles away.

Sometimes animals are found without their skins, and sometimes much much worse...
Person A:
I have dead animals on the roof of my house. Why?

Person B:
Hmm ok... Are the animals intact?

Person A:

The chickens look fine, the pigs and the cow have no legs and no faces.

Person B:
Hmm. Was it windy last night?

Person A:
Yes. Very.

Person B:
Ah ha!

Person A:
What?

Person B:
Twas the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed!
by PsuedoPhilosopher October 27, 2011
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going timber

She's going timber!
by Joey butafucko February 23, 2014
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Tiblet

My cat's name is Tibbs, he's neutered and can't bear childeren. But if he could, his babies would be called "Tiblets".
The tiblets dispersed around the kitchen playfully tackling each other.
by Sute April 25, 2005
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Trimble

Women who are unfortunate enough to have hair over their upper lip have trimbles.
by sasasgreensam March 13, 2009
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norwegian tumble

It is pretty much just straight sex but it involves a lot of rolling around.
Hey Jim last week i brought home this blond scandanavian chick from the club, the bitch was the greatest norwegian tumbler id ever met. Then I finished off by giving her a hot carl to the face.
by GPA May 30, 2006
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Timber

The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.
Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!

ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!
by BONEHEADZ February 15, 2009
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