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half a ticket 

A 'ticket' is slang for 1 million dollars. Thus, half a ticket would be worth $500,000. Pretty pricey.
She in da murda biness, got half a ticket on her wriss
half a ticket by Willnatl May 22, 2014
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Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.
Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019
To lightly rub the tips of your fingers across someone's back (or anywhere else for that matter) to produce a slight tickle that feels very relaxing and can put you to sleep.
Guy 1: I was having a hard time sleeping, so my girlfriend gave me tickies. It was the most relaxing thing ever.
Tickies by kitkatkate May 18, 2013
An individual post on the website tickld.com, decided by the users
"did you see the tickl about the cat driving a car"
tickl by mangohead18 May 20, 2013

tickety tack

A term popularized by Project Runway's Christian Siriano, and later spoofed on SNL. It's just an exaggerated way of saying something is tacky.
"You are a tickety tack tranny hot mess out of control super tranny from transylvania who is not apologizing for it!"
tickety tack by Niiiiiiic April 17, 2008

Ticklin Picklin

Yeah cuh last night that bitch was ticklin picklin
Ticklin Picklin by RonniefrmOblocc November 9, 2019