3 Tap Touch

The ritual performed by human males before leaving the house/apartment/room/living space. The 3 tap touch is typically used to check for the presence of phone, keys, and wallet and is usually done by touching the front right, front left, and then back right pocket in succession to ensure said items are still in your damn pants.

He did the 3 tap touch before heading off to the gym.

by huhhhh February 22, 2010

Everything i touch turns to shit!

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.

I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!

by Mr XXXXXXXXx May 2, 2012

thoughtlet

Thoughtlet (Thawt'-let ) – 1. An idea shorter than three feet tall 2. A thought that when shared or acted on by a larger group may have an exponentially larger effect than if only known by it's originator.

I have thoughtlets every day.

by hankified August 17, 2007

Touch grass

When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more.
“Go touch grass” AKA “You need to get out more!”

Girl 1: “I am so wet rn from the rain!”
Girl 2: “That’s what she said 😏”
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass

by afijqlrJLF KJ March 3, 2021

The Cheese Touch

is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.

good god man, you almost got the cheese touch!

by ihatesnakes January 29, 2019

i thought as much

Something that you say when you discover that something you thought was true is really true.

You cheated on me! I thought as much!

by sylviasilviaa December 17, 2007

Uncle Bad Touch

Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.

Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.

by Misha Pilsudski December 27, 2010