Thomas

Thomas’s usually aren’t the brightest people. A result of failed abortions, they usually act like they are cool to boost their self esteem, but deep down, they know their name should be Dick Licka.

Oh no, Thomas just dropped the baby!

by Haaaaash March 17, 2020

thomas

Thomas is a little bitch who literally looks like a strawberry shortcake after being mauled by a bear and literally is named after a train but I guess he’s a lot of toddlers idols but also he has the body of a pencil sharpener or an uncooked spaghetti noodle anyway we have a love hate relationship

Mimi: I love Thomas 🥰🥰🥰🥰
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.

Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die

Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!

Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener

by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020

Thomas

Thomas is an athletic freak and a fast runner. He's cute, handsome and a beast at video games.

Thomas, you are the best.

by NAshNishNooooooooosh August 12, 2019

Thomas

Honestly a really rad dude that needs to love himself the way I love him. The way everyone loves him for that matter- yeah, he fucks up a lot and has made a lot of regrettable choices. He says things on accident and is a complete jerk at times too. But he's sweet whether he believes it or not. And hilarious, adorable, and all the other lovey dovey adjectives. He's not mine though. But I'm happy knowing someone out there will be able to get all the love he has to give. He's human. And the reason I'm still here. A great catch. I'm lucky I had him even if it was just for a little while. I do love him. Platonically, I think. I dunno. I can keep this definiton confession here because no one will find it hAHHAH.

He also has a 10 foot dic-

"Boy that furry Thomas is at it again."

by Pippitypopop June 14, 2018

Thomas

Thomas is a Smart, Loyal Flirtatious and Loving person. He will put a smile on anybody's face. If you get a boyfriend like him don't you ever let him go he's a keeper. He loves his girlfriend with all his heart and will put anybody aside for you. And not to mention he is a great Best friend as much as he is a boyfriend. Just believe me when i say he's very nice.

OH IS THAT THOMAS

by Shelly Marshell November 20, 2019

Thomas

Bacon eating, Jack Daniels drinking, gun shooting, mud bogging, hairy american winning machine.

Thomas is a name

by WCK4life August 6, 2018

Thomas

Thomas is a guy who is very sweet and gentle and is NOT man whore even though they are hot af and every girl loves him you would be lucky to Date a Thomas

Brittany "Omg i heard theres a new boy named thomas Ben told me all the girls are drooling over him"
Summer "Well there he is look!"
Brittany "Dibs"
Summer "Wow they weren't lying"
Brittany "I SAID DIBS"

by BobsBurgersTheSimpsons October 1, 2018