Dead Status

When someone that you do not like, either likes or comments on your Facebook status. Them being the loner, has made your status a dead status. No one will comment on it anymore other than that person again.
____________ : Just got head from my smoking hot girlfriend. My life is complete :D

^ 8 people like this

Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD

(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)

Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)
by jomama217 January 05, 2011
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phil status

a state of drunkenness far past belligerence, but not yet passed out. Usually demonstrated by violence, and/or yelling.
"I was really wasted last night, but no where NEAR phil status."
by Dante White January 08, 2008
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Marriott status

When you dodge a question by staying quiet or saying “uhhhh.....”
Pheonix: “hey did you get top before?”
Xavier: “......uhhhh.....”
Brandon: “He’s on his Marriott status again”
by Dumbrigga November 11, 2017
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status diarrhea

When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.
Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!

Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
by Yankees Girl August 10, 2011
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cum statue

When a person gets cummed on from all directions and then stands still for long enough that the cum hardens and then they can't move, like a statue.
Janine passed out partway through the orgy. When she woke up, she was a total cum statue.
by LRockizzle April 07, 2016
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status's block

Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.
Ugh! I think I have status's block right now! My life stinks like a pile of crap.
by FreshRealityLeadSinger July 08, 2009
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Grub status

When something exceeds the outer limits of grubby and becomes grub status.
Boburt: Yeah so i was jacking off to some GMilf porn then i jizzed in myown mouth and it tasted hecka good, so i saved some more in a water bottle so i can add it to boring drinks.

Guy 1: that's grubby

Guy 2: Dood thats Grub STATUS
by raiderjason December 06, 2011
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