A male who calls a short female a "stand up", indicating she is that small she could give oral sex stood up.
by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009

A situation where sorority or fraternity members "stand" on objects during parties to appear taller and look cooler than everyone else
by jam marsh September 7, 2010

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.
After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)
by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010

by Byza October 22, 2007

by LSam July 30, 2016

by boomsmack August 21, 2009

A guy (usually a friend) that is constantly on stand by for a girl's attention. He is either her second or third choice because she knows he is always available.
by SuaveCat August 5, 2014
