an act of revenge in which a man thoroughly covers himself in lube, he then dives at the intended target. Whichever hole he lands in is the hole he has intercourse with. any hole is fair game.
by dopekicks July 7, 2010

Wow, you stink at swimming. not to mention that you do Hurley Dives. ** chuckling while pointing to your red mark **
by Word Making Genieus February 18, 2009

The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal.
by Mr Buckles January 11, 2009

by jordan February 23, 2005

by red5 March 10, 2005

when a man recieves fellatio while concurrently excreting fecal matter in a pool, or any large body of water. Both subjects must be submerged in the water, except for whoever is on the recieving end may have thier head out of the water. Defecation must be executed underwater as well. Recieving a blumpkin at the edge of a pool and, say, letting the shit just fall into the pool does not constitue as blumpkin diving.
by jbd July 23, 2008

by Cro-Mag August 21, 2011
