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Pitch a tent 

A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.
I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).
Pitch a tent by Word Smyth 101 January 6, 2014
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Meat tent 

A meat tent is the kind of ruined and baggy mess left of a bum hole when a predatory Glaswegian homosexual has finished having a go at it.
Example "oooooft I can hardly sit down. I got fisted in a sex swing last night and now have a bum like a meat tent"
Meat tent by CliveSinclair98 February 26, 2014
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pitching a tent 

What Sherman did after he saw Ms.Spall walking down the hall calling his name.
Sherman's Captin hook came alive after ms.spall called his name.

pulp-tent 

A tent made entierly out of pulp
You're a fucking pulp-tent
pulp-tent by JoeAct1 August 31, 2005

Pitching a Tent 

What Sherman did after he hooked up with Ashley in the movies
The pants area around his groin rises by something underneath(dick).
Pitching a Tent by Matt May 29, 2003

parp tent 

When you let a super loud ripping fart out while under a blanket.
JOE: hey baby, check this out

Joes bitch: What baby? what do you want me to check out?

JOE: *PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP"

Joes bitch: OMG *GAG* *Dry heave*

Joe: ROFL HAHAHAH PARP TENT ON YOU!!!!!
Take that you cheating bitch!
parp tent by JOE PARP November 12, 2007

Dome Tent 

A tent where people go to give blowjobs.
"Hey Sara, wanna head on down to the dome tent?"

"Kris, this chick just gave me the best blowjob at the dome tent"
Dome Tent by thabolks September 3, 2011