Pitch a tent

A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.

I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).

by Word Smyth 101 January 6, 2014

Meat tent

A meat tent is the kind of ruined and baggy mess left of a bum hole when a predatory Glaswegian homosexual has finished having a go at it.

Example "oooooft I can hardly sit down. I got fisted in a sex swing last night and now have a bum like a meat tent"

by CliveSinclair98 February 26, 2014

pitching a tent

What Sherman did after he saw Ms.Spall walking down the hall calling his name.

Sherman's Captin hook came alive after ms.spall called his name.

by Andrew Miller June 5, 2003

pulp-tent

A tent made entierly out of pulp

You're a fucking pulp-tent

by JoeAct1 August 31, 2005

Pitching a Tent

What Sherman did after he hooked up with Ashley in the movies

The pants area around his groin rises by something underneath(dick).

by Matt May 29, 2003

parp tent

When you let a super loud ripping fart out while under a blanket.

JOE: hey baby, check this out

Joes bitch: What baby? what do you want me to check out?

JOE: *PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP"

Joes bitch: OMG *GAG* *Dry heave*

Joe: ROFL HAHAHAH PARP TENT ON YOU!!!!!
Take that you cheating bitch!

by JOE PARP November 12, 2007

Dome Tent

A tent where people go to give blowjobs.

"Hey Sara, wanna head on down to the dome tent?"

"Kris, this chick just gave me the best blowjob at the dome tent"

by thabolks September 3, 2011