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teen titans 

A cartoon that really confuses me because of the fact that Rachel Roth (Raven) doesn't actually manipulate the teen titans, and there has been no scene with her seducing the Flash which was actually part of the early comics made in the 60s or so.

Although true to many ideas and keeping characters within their super power characteristics, the story plot seems to be very off. Something that also confuses me about this story line is how the world actually can't end because the current Flash has the ability to travel in time using his speed.
My life's work will be to open a parallel dimension so that I can take Raven on a date while having god-like super powers that can blow the shit out of things in a real cool way.
teen titans by Kamisama July 15, 2005
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Teen Titans 

A cartoon that is completely inaccurate to the comics, with fans who are old af but acts like 9 year olds. They don't read comics and don't know shit about the characters, but they like to claim the "real Teen Titans fan" title. They aren't fans. They are annoying af and whines about everything. They say that their childhood was ruined, but the ACTUAL Teen Titans from the comics was ruined by that crap show. They are gonna give me bad ratings on the definition because they can't accept facts.
Teen Titans Cartoon Dumbass: "WHY IS STARFIRE'S POWERS NOT GREEN AND WHY IS RAVEN NOT EMOTIONLESS!!!!!!! #NotMyStarfire #NotMyRaven #BringBackTheOriginal"

Actual Teen Titans Fan: "Actually, Starfire's power is violet and orange. Raven also isn't even emotionless. Read comics you fake ass fan. #NotMyTeenTitans #ReadComics #TeenTitansCartoonSucks"
Teen Titans by Twice Stan March 28, 2019

teen angst 

Yes it exists, get over it

Yes it sells records, books, movies.

It's why Simple Plan skyrocketed to the level they're at.

You can listen and find comfort in the lyrics

Or complain and listen to a local band with the same basic message. Just as long as you understand it all has the same basis: angst

Get over it
"I have so many problems...so much teen angst"

"I listen to Simple Plan to get over that"

"Ewww no, I'd rather listen to Dashboard"

"I love them too"

"?"
teen angst by Feefa September 23, 2006

teen angst 

what they said..but i beg to differ in that how am i stupid in wanting my independence and freedom? i am a person ya know!
"MY opinion is RIGHT and i WILL prove you WRONG no matter what it takes b/c i have the proof!"

~i still dont see how that's wrong tho.~
teen angst by jenn March 16, 2005

Teen-Pregnancy 

When teens get pregnant.
The most effective way to prevent this is not condoms but fat ugly girls/beasts, and lots of em.
See Elyse, and ugly.
I think that girl was pregnant, oh wait it was just Elyse.
Teen-Pregnancy by Cock Toad May 11, 2004

teen employee

A person that is lazy, has no respect for their management, who complains when they have to work, someone who becomes a liar when they did something they say they didn't do.
The teen employees that I have don't do anything right!
teen employee by Joy H. September 13, 2006

Teen Wolf 

A girl, also known as a ho or a broadthat neglects to shave her muff, therefore when you depants her and find your afro suprise, you yell "teen wolf!" and howl like a banshee.
I took of Kelly's thong and I let out the biggest teen wolf ever. I couldn't believe a girl that fine didn't keep her snatch trimmed up.
Teen Wolf by Donnie Vomit January 12, 2006