teeana

a complete goddess among people. A Teeana is better than anyone else and she knows it.

look at her, flawless, what a teeana

by justeeana July 24, 2015

Teenager

people ages 13-17. adolescents. most usually go through depression. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to if you are a teen:

1) you have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend otherwise you are gay (i dunno why teens call eachother gay even when they are straight)

most relationships at this time are based on insecurity, these are the reasons anyone would want to have a girlfriend:

1) rid of the pressure of being called gay or other stupid comments
2) show off
3) get closer to the other person than just a friend can

relationsips these ages are only based on looks, not whats on the inside. today, you have to be good looking and have bigs tits and ass otherwise you are considered unworthy by some moron who will eventually dump you for someone else!

2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex (funny how such morally wrong things are considered godly by teens)

3) you can't wear "whity tighties" or you will be dissed by most boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you
(i wear boxer-briefs)

4) you must hate your parents

i am conservative and a teen. i went to school with these kind of morons. their rules control you and u cant do anything about it. while they bitch about how "popular" they are they are the most insecure. while you, the "unpopular" kid becomes sucessful in life, its usually the "cool" kids that will be flipping burgers

i am consrvative, but i am still turned on by hot girls, but i respect conservative one. maybe i find a wife that is hot and conservative at the same time, but i dunno. i dont like teen dating because most teens make it look so fucking stupid (i am not insulting all teens)

by conservative February 11, 2007

teenager

Reference to 1/16 of an ounce of drugs

As in one sixTEENh of an ounce

customer "hey, you good with a teenager"

Supplier "yay, i got you on that teenager"

by terboin April 29, 2013

teenage love

not quite true love. but pretty close. often what teenagers feel for a bf or gf.

i love you. like in a teenage love kind of way.

by Ashleyyy!!! August 7, 2007

Teefo

Your neighboorhoods BEST FRIEND often sadly mistaken for a jerk or even a moron..... BUT SMARTER THAN YOUR AVERAGE BRAIN!!

"OMG LOOK AT THAT TEEFO," "yeah Wish I had one..."

by Friggin Awesome yeah yeah yeah October 6, 2008

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo

A single or a team of special young homeless men lead by a homeless man of a different race that wears a robe and talks in a philosophical way and you are all out screwed if you do not give them your spare change because you will be cut to bits and eaten. Their main prey is annoying "sassy" gay men named Ricarrdo due to their complete defenlessness.

Odd Guy 1: Oh sh*t is that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo? HERE TAKE THE CHANGE!!!!!!!!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo: Thank you......BOOZE TIME BITCHES!

by conpatpet December 19, 2011

teenaging

The act of refusing to grow up, acting like a teenager when you are actually a grown up. Can only be done by non-teenagers. Refusing responsibility and just doing whatever the fuck you feel like.

"Hey John what did you do today?"
- "Ate pizza, got stoned and played some X-Box. Basically just teenaging around."

by ConCosta October 7, 2014