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Beezay on the table

When you make 5 shots in a row during beer pong and do the shoulder lean as a celebration.
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Table 9

Being so 'uncool' that within a large group of people your deliberately isolated and stuck with all the rejects.
Person 1: She didn't even say hello to you?
Person 2: No, I was so totally table 9
by Mimi 'BabyFace' Adams July 21, 2009
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table niner

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.
"Jessica is a total table niner."
by Dot January 4, 2005
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tea table

a gossip (tea) table of 3-5 people that spill tea together.
by ejworm April 12, 2019
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toilet table

The worst table in a restaurant, usually next to the toilet door.
"I can't believe we booked my birthday dinner six months ahead and still got given the toilet table!"
by THETOILETTABLE July 11, 2016
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table spinner

A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce
by Big fat hard on September 26, 2020
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Poop table

When 6 guys sit on the 6 holes of a pool table and take a shit in each individual hole
Pat: "Hey, a pool table. Wanna play?"
Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"
by Sketchy Jack December 15, 2016
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