by Fridayso August 16, 2019

Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.
*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.
by beatgoon June 28, 2011

Any complete weirdo, especially one who sits with other weirdos in a cafeteria or dining hall. The word was inspired by Adam Sandler's "freaks at table nine" comment in the Wedding Singer, and has been become commonplace at Cottey College in Nevada, Missouri.
by Dot January 4, 2005

by kikilindy December 29, 2022

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)
by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1
by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022

A table who is usually attractive. It's thicc and looks like a snack. It will reject all the vsco girls/guys. But it likes to eat cheese burgers and fries with you.
Me: let's go get My Donald's
Bff: ok but we need to share with the THICCCC tables at home
Me: ok sis
Bff: ok but we need to share with the THICCCC tables at home
Me: ok sis
by I$eat$vsco$girls$every$day September 23, 2019
