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Synchronized Pissing

When you and the person next to you start pissing at the same time and somehow stop pissing at the same time making the situation awkward although leaving you both thinking "fuck that was legendary"
I went to the bathroom and these two people were Synchronized Pissing. It was kinda awkward but legendary.
by j0d4n September 6, 2011
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Synth pop

A very addictive music genre that has a lot of dopamine inducing synths in it.
Recommended: Buttercup by Jack Stauber.
"Get a cup for you synth pop addict Aunt Riley"
See what I did? I made fun of freaaking urban dickktionary!
by Truthisbitter July 29, 2021
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sylph

A two faced bitch who thinks they're the shit, they think everyone worships them when in reality they're not even sweet. This person is fake and will steal everything you have.This person is often flat and can always be found with a group of the opposite sex. If you have never met this person...you are most likely them.
Tim: Yo I think I like that girl over there.
John: Ew no bro! I heard she's such a sylph.
by nicole stythem August 6, 2016
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Synchronized football

Synchronized football is an individual hybrid sport of regular football and penalty kicks. The name derives from it's mathematically perfected, synchronized field layout. The game can host a number of players, ranging from 3-6, where the goal layout of a 3 player-match would be a triangle, and in a game of 5 players would be a pentagon and so on.
Hi Geir! Want to play a game of synchronized football? Me a and my buddies here challenge you to a hectagon game.
by geir January 9, 2007
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symphonic metal

A castrated version of metal that uses orchestra sounds to back up the fact that they can't come up with a good guitar riff.
Good example symphonic metal band would be Epica. Where's the balls? Where's the soul? All those guys do is chug all day.

On a side note, though, I'd totally do their singer.
by ThatOneCrazyMofo March 30, 2010
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symphony

she do to fucking much she is a symphony
by annenoymous June 14, 2016
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When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.
Man, when Rigger Monkey came home, it was Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra for 20 minutes!!!
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
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