Sword play

When two guys are going to town on a chick and they touch inside her.

Man, I’m tired of sword playing with Rob he hits me every time.

by Jim69420 August 22, 2019

Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.

Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you

by bestofud October 1, 2012

Nephi’s Sword

When a Mormon boy fucks the crease of your knee to stay sexually pure in the eyes of the lord. (Kneephi).

I showed her Nephi’s sword last night.

by Jonahswhale September 26, 2021

Sword Smuggler

A lady boy. One who is otherwise a lady, who is concealing a penis.

Hey Joe, that lady you kissed in the club was totally a sword smuggler!

by Mr Bens May 2, 2013

Sheafed Sword

An uncircumcised penis or dick.

I got a nice long sheafed sword for yer mom.

by BrokeBak September 12, 2018

Rusty Sword

When your dick is covered in shit after fucking a butt.

“Avast! Taste ye butt with me rusty sword!”

by Shea Verbush August 23, 2020

Infinity Sword

A weapon from the Marvel Universe only seen in the obscure "Super Hero Super Squad" cartoon, video game, comics, and toys popular in the late 2000s. It is made out of 12 "infinity shards" and can cut through anything and can kill divine beings.

Guy 1: Hey, do you remember the infinity sword?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You know, the sword from Marvel that Dr. Doom really really wants?
Guy 2: What the heck are you talking about?
Guy 1: No one remembers Super Hero Super Squad.

by KrimsonKatt August 3, 2021