long-sword

Nerd terminology for erections

When she walked by I whipped out my long-sword

by hoboace October 11, 2007

Long-sword

Standard weapon of a medieval european knight and well trained men-at-arms. Designed to be used on one hand whilst the other one holding a shield. It was much rarer than those Hollywood shows and movies would make people believe.

It was designed to cut and slash through heavy chainmails and plate armours. So it was heavier and stronger than most swords of its time.

Bastard-sword was just a mixture of a two-handed greatsword and a long-sword

by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019

long-sword

A weapon of awesomeness in the final fantasy series. Usually held with both hands. Can do damage double that of a regular sword.

Dude, I just bought an awesome +7 long-sword the other day.

by Chadizzle January 26, 2007

long sword style

it involes anus or anale pinatrasion were you stick a sword up a guys butt

woooooowtrunks kun stuck a sword up frezias ass long sword styles

by asdjfjkwjakdoq March 6, 2017

Long sword Lesbian

A homosexual woman who fights against lesbian erasure.

Mari is a long sword lesbian who thinks he/him and they/they lesbians erase and appropriate lesbian history

by Your-Average-Neet September 9, 2020

Rusty Longsword

During sex, when a man is so overwhelmed by the thought that he has "gotta go fast", that he starts to lose his erection. It may become useful again, but isn't ready to stand up to any special challenges.

"Yeah, it's a rusty longsword. It might be useable if buffed up."

by dhallows23 June 29, 2016

Longwordism

When people use extremely long words. AKA, they're annoying.

That guy has a sever case longwordism!

Example: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

by TheweirdDefinitionDude June 21, 2016