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Grundle Surfing

When you're having sex with a girl and you pop out, but try to get back in without using your hands, resulting in sliding on her grundle continuously, or surfing.
Man, I was fucking her and slipped out, but I was too lazy to use my hands so I was just grundle surfing for a bit until I got it back in.
by JiffyPop69 October 8, 2010
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Ovaltine Surprise

During the act of analingus, the recipient of the act releases explosive diarrhea onto the givers face without prior notice.
I didn't think salad tossing could get any better, but last night when you gave me that ovaltine surprise, it really made my dick rock hard.
by iamxander November 7, 2010
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Big Surrin’ It

A reference to going out where the forest meets the ocean in Central California to smoke organically cultivated reefer, do psilocybin, go entirely naked and reach nirvana in one way or another.
There are many other things to do besides going to concerts and movies, such as weekends where we might just be Big Surrin’ It.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019
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mid-surgical fartstorm

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.
Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019
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Canadian Surprise

Sex in the reverse cowgirl position while eating a Tim Horton’s doughnut, but SURPRISE, it’s cream filled. Just like you.
I was telling my discord moms about how I got the ol’ Canadian surprise last night.
by Discordmom December 11, 2019
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Arizona Surprise

An Arizona Surprise is when you piss in an Arizona bottle and give it to someone to drink. Preferably a person who enjoys Arizona Green Tea.
William: "Ay let's prank that Asian kid over there"
Austin: "Yo grab that Arizona bottle and make an Arizona Surprise"
William: "Ight"
by Whyliam March 22, 2020
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Poop Surprise

The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.
Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim

Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn
by The Surprise Poopers August 27, 2020
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