Snorking

Snorking is the act of snorting faecal matter, usually following by a fit of vomiting. Associated more with the gay fraternity it is an act involving 2 parties
1: the snorker (the snorter of the faecal matter) and
2: the Snorkee (the provider of the ingredient).
Scottish slang.

1: Your a pure snorker so you are.
2: Yer Ma is snorking yer Da.
3: Am Gonnay snork the shit oot aye you.

by Zordan December 29, 2007

stocking stuffer

a stocking stuffer is a sock filled with human feces used as a dildo.

I wanted a stocking stuffer for x-mas so I told grandma to bring over a basket of bran muffins.

by ergyu April 30, 2008

snorking

the art of talking to long-haired jews at 3 in the morning.

"i go snorking with the snorks...underwater with the sharkyy"

by thedrowningbathtubs38386868 April 9, 2009

sporking

spooning with an erection

Jenny and Steve were sporking.

by I'm not yours May 14, 2015

sporking

the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork

~dude, pass me that spork over there.
~i sporked your mom last night...
~SHUT UP

by mtc28 May 3, 2004

Sporking the Wolf

A common defense to wolf attacks when neither fork nor spoon are handy.

Andrea sure sporked that wolf.

Sporking the wolf is both educational and necessary when dealing with an angry wolf.

by Newby October 26, 2007

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?

yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010