Stretchy

Disrespecting giant nips

Damn thats some stretchy nips carl has

by ItsJustLauren (YouTube, Insta) November 15, 2018

Stretching

Code name for sex during the daytime.

I stopped for a midday stretching during lunch, feel great.

by O’Takieddine August 17, 2019

streter

alluring, appealing, charming, cunning, delightful, engaging, fascinating, glamorous

quick-witted canny, astute, intuitive

He declared, when answering a complaint that a certain captain in his regiment was a better preacher than fighter, that he who prayed best would fight best, and that he knew nothing could" give the like courage and confidence as the knowledge of God in Christ will."The superiority of these men - more streter than the common soldiers, better disciplined, better trained, better armed, excellent horsemen and fighting for a great cause - not only over the other parliamentary troops but over the royalists, was soon observed in battle.

You're streter and always have the entire picture in perspective.

Streter with gaunt features like Caesar's exploits

by SGO August 19, 2019

siberian stethescope

the act of placing your balls in the ears of the person giving you a blowjob.

my girl loves it when she gets a siberian stethescope.

by b--low September 8, 2008

Yeti Stretch

A stretch that feels so good you make noises like Chewbacca

What the fuck was that?

Yeti stretch...

by UrbanDEV September 5, 2009

Glass Stretcher

Similar to a skipe hunt. Car dealers send green car salespeople on a wild goose chase. The green guys search for the unit sometimes being sent between several dealerships with each dealership telling the salesperson a new story. Sometimes a device has been manufactured that weighs alot and is moved around a auto mall.

"Hey, go over to the Ford store and get our glass stretcher back!! Don't forget the safety goggles and gloves."

Common to make the fake unit heavy and ask them to go get it in summer when it is 100+ degrees outside.

by klone32 May 20, 2010

Ball stretcher

A ball stretcher is a device that wraps around the scrotum and pulls away from the body. Some models are made of steel. Others are made of leather.

Bob got some CBT and got a ball stretcher stuck on his peen

by CBTmaster 69 August 10, 2020