chris stewart

Pig in human form

chris stewart = stewballs

by grandpajarrod December 10, 2013

stewardesses

the longest word you can type using only your left hand

true

by b0ner July 13, 2003

Patrick Stewart

The greatest actor of all time. Famous for his role in Star Trek: The Next Generation

"Number one, set phasers to sexy!"

by Me March 5, 2004

Nebraska Steamroller

When one urinates on lying down partner's stomach, then rolls them over and defecates on their back.

Everything was fine until Larry decided to give me a Nebraska Steamroller.

by chiseboy December 15, 2003

The Steamroller

The sexual act of Shitting on your partner's forehead, then using your dick to roll the excrement across their face. You can then use the shit as lube for any other sexual act that you desire.

Ben performed The Steamroller on Anabel and she choked!

by BAG1 December 30, 2013

Stewart

A Stewart is great at first, very friendly and chatting. Often flirts with women and makes everyone smile and laugh. But after knowing them for a while the real Stewart starts to show, and he's and asshole.

Stewarts are reckless with girls' hearts and will throw out an "I love you" if it will get him laid. Stewart sucks at time management and lacks the ability to not piss you off, but then again in the moment you'll find him funny and smile but after leaving his presence you realize what an asshole he truly is.

Friend 1: Yeah man Rick got blacklisted from Tri-delta after only 3 months of seeing that nice girl.

Friend 2: He must've been a Stewart and was sweet and played her to get laid.

by Amelia Samuel September 21, 2019

Bolivian Steamroller

The act of a very obese woman rolling her body up the body of a man who is lying on his back so that the circulation to the lower half of his body is cut off. A very small person or a monkey then plays with his unerect penis.

Dude, last night at the party, Terry's mom and his sister gave me a Bolivian Steamroller.

by MeatSlaughter May 9, 2011