wanna stretch?

A term used when two people are about to fight. when saying this phrase it implies to the other person that they will need to stretch there muscles before the ass whooping they are about to receive.

You wanna stretch? You bout to catch these hands. loosen those muscles.

by stokers69 December 30, 2019

Californian Stretch

The act of stretching a persons butthole and putting both fists in until they Rosebud

Person 1: Hey bro what did you do last night

Person 2: I gave my girl the Californian Stretch

Person 1: Sounds like a fun night bro

by ASS_RAT September 21, 2021

Hole Stretch

Another term for weed, cannibis, marijuana, ect.

Yo I just copped a O of some hole stretch you wanna come sesh?

by _Nigiri February 22, 2022

liquid stretch

The homosexual act of stretching one’s ball sack out in order to catch the urine of another man.

Yo, hit me with that liquid stretch big boy.

by 69Fierri March 9, 2022

Oklahoma Stretcher

The name of a notorious serial killer and rapist who is running rampant in the state of Oklahoma. He is notorious for targeting joggers and stretching their back doors out before murdering them.

"Be carefull if you're hiking in Oklahoma! You don't want to get caught by the Oklahoma Stretcher!

by TsunamiDiesel October 17, 2022

Swedish stretch

When someone pulls their dick almost to the breaking point on a regular basis in order to increase the length over time

Danny told me he tried to give himself the Swedish stretch over the weekend and ended up in the ER…

by catmommy42069 November 27, 2022

The 'Ol Stretcheroo

When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .

Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.

by _________________________-____ October 2, 2012