Santa

Fatass nigger that sneaks into your house & brings ya greedy ass kids presents.

That santa bol was fucking elfs

by suckondat November 23, 2016

Santa Rosa Junior College

Located in Santa Rosa, this Junior College(also known to locals as the 'JC') is where people go when they don't have enough money for a university or just have no life goals in general. Students find everything about this Junior college to be nice... except the part when they realize they are in a Junior College.

Professor: So Max, its your senior year, where does a young, bright man like yourself have in plan for the upcoming year.

Max: Oh, well I think I'm going to take some classes at the Santa Rosa Junior College and maybe get a part time job.

Professor: All of my work-- Wasted! Get out!

by SRJCstudent December 24, 2010

santa

SATAN spelled wrong due to a mix up at the factory.

Oh shit! It says Santa not Satan...well, it sounds pretty good, and if we cover him up in some big red fur coat nobody will notice!

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Santa Barbara

kinda like the greenwich ct of cali but cooler and warmer and not deppressing. where i want to be.

yo you been to santa barbara cuz thats where i want to be

by LLLL111 December 20, 2006

santaluz

A large community in San Diego California mainly comprised of large custom houses. Santaluz is located next to Rancho Santa fe and 4s Ranch. The average house in Santaluz is well over 5 million dollars. Santaluz is gated guarded with a guard at the gates 24/7. Santaluz also has Santaluz Patrol which patrols the community constantly. Santaluz has many famous residents including charger players, padres players and fortune 500 ceo's. Santaluz Country Club is one of the nicest in the United States and cost well over 250,000 dollars to join.

Ronald: Where do you live?
Mike: O I live in santaluz
Ronald: You must be filthy rich then!

by Ryan3434 August 29, 2007

Sante

A sexy person with a big penis

Sante is hot

by Brint5555556 July 8, 2017

santa claus

He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.

Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.

Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.

by One little hellian November 18, 2017