Mr. Stalker Pants 

A person who stalks a person and finds out almost everything about them. I.E. - Their new job, where they live, their phone number, etc. But, still like them, so instead of calling them just a "STALKER!!!!", it is more of a joke, so it's "Mr. Stalker Pants"

Teacher: Wow Mr. Stalker Pants, your stalking abilities sease to amaze me.
Student: I know, I know.

Mr. Stalker Pants by Paul A. November 15, 2006

facebook stalker

A person who had way too much time on their hands, basically someone who has no better life except to look at others profiles and be jealous or want to have their lives. Or a person who constantly steals another person's wall posts, photos, notes and posts them as their own. That's a real loser facebook stalker, they have no imagination or creativity for their own facebook updates, so they have to steal others reality updates to make themselves look/feel good. These people are sad cases of obsession and loneliness, they spend way to much time on facebook as well, by posting 20 posts a day.

"Elliott is such a sad,lonely person, he spends too much time looking at others facebook profiles attaining ideas for his new status update." That's a real Facebook Stalker, my friend told me!

facebook stalker by robinhood1975 April 11, 2012

Trout Stalker 

Alot of people use the term Trout for a 40+ man out looking to pickup younger girls so maybe it means someone looking for older men? Others think it's being interested in large penises..... the term was mentioned on Chrisley knows best when they were looking up handler names for cb radio.

Uncle Richard watch out for that trout Stalker she's got wizard sleeves! Hahaha

Trout Stalker by Ginjaminge September 9, 2020

silent stalker [fart]

a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation.

Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag.

silent stalker [fart] by Big E October 29, 2004

Facebook stalker

Whether you admit it or not, you are a facebook stalker. Stop denying it...you meet a cute girl/guy and keep checkin on their statuses...you stalker you.

(Bo) "Hey, so how's it going with that girl you met the other day?"

(Jeff) "It says here she's goin to northgate tonight. Dude we should totally hit northgate up tonight!"

(Bo) "Dude your such a facebook stalker..."

Facebook stalker by Krpec11 February 8, 2010

status stalker 

An individual who obsessively "likes" and comments on the Facebook statuses of certain members of their friendslist, no matter how mundane or lame the status update might be. They often employ empty flattery or praise, smiley emoticons, and weak jokes, all in an effort to curry favor with the other person--or, in the case of male status stalkers, as an attempt to get into a girl's pants.

Will's become a status stalker in a powerfully lame attempt to score some tail.

status stalker by sappyscurry May 14, 2010

German Stalker 

the enlarged state or condition of erectile tissues or organs, esp the penis, when filled with blood,
An Erection.

oli: oi dad i have a german stalker its so scary
dad: er is that code for something
oli: what would it be code for?
dad: that you're hard...
oli: shit.

German Stalker by kinkycouple March 7, 2011