street squid

Slang for inexperienced motorcycle riders. They begin the riding season but end up splattered on the concrete, like a street squid, before the end of the season.

The idiot on the loud Harley zipped in and out of traffic, oblivious to speed limits and space constraints. Jimmy watched and thought, yep there goes another street squid.

by MsLi July 1, 2011

squidge

a titch over a smidgen, but slightly less than a finger.

Move your line a squidge to the left, there lad. That's it, right there!

by bricklen April 1, 2005

squibdink

A specialized dive where one twists around in the air and dives into the water facing the board. This looks both rediculous and hilarious. Those who can do it are called "squibs".

"Hey Bill do a squibdink dive."
"Hey Squib, you goin to the splash hop?"

He's a complete squibdink.

by tjkenny January 27, 2008

SquidgyJester

Possibly the worst xbox live account name ever, besides bozoface.

Fuck SquidgyJester..goddamn n00b.

by mlhfbjt November 28, 2010

Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 3, 2013

squidgle

To squeeze between or around a person or object.

"I squidgled through that group of people at the bar and scored a drink!"

by Natelowery December 19, 2013

squidbaby

A horrible drawing, usually done by the kid who sits next to you in Intro to Engineering Design. Generally looks like a deformed squid baby even though it's supposed to be a drawing of your project.

A: Hey man! look at my drawing
B: what is it?
A: My perspective
B: It looks like a deformed squid baby.
A: You're a squidbaby

by NiPey March 5, 2014