squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Squelchy

An Extremely Moist Vagina - When a vagina becomes very moist that when being penetrated with objects or part of the anatomy its makes a noise that sounds like 'SQUELCH'

It is most Capital!

Ben: Hey, u have fun last night?
Jack: Yeh, sure did like
Ben: Does Jesmond have a squelchy?
Jack: Awwwww Yeahhhhhhhh!

by Jack.. ; ) January 3, 2007

Squelching

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)

Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...

by SamIamIam_GreenEggsAndHam May 23, 2008

Squelching pig

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.

“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.

by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019

Squall vs. Luigi

Another one of those pointless 'battles' on Gamefaqs. In the end, the outcome would not have mattered to anybody but the obese ten year olds that sit infront of their gaming systems all day eating a BigMac and getting pissed if thier favorite character gets beat down by an insignifigant group of pixels on his/her television.

The ultimate waste of time and bandwidth.

by Freak Obscene April 21, 2004

squall

Squall is a member of DBJ.

Do you know Squall?
Yes, he is DBJ.

by DBJSQUALL February 17, 2005

squall leonheart

The fucking angsty, emo ass motherfucking main character of Final Fantasy VIII who weilds a gunblade. He's is best noted down for turning down hot chicks. Should of had a threesome with Quistis and Rinoa.

squall leonheart is also the source of admiration from fat, ugly bitches.

Wow! That Squall Leonheart sure could of fucked the hell of Rinoa anytime he wanted!

by PV2 Solis May 31, 2006