dick smucker

An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.

I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.

by El conquistador January 17, 2014

Oyster Shucker

Common Pleb

Oi cobba you’re a full blown oyster shucker

by Yeh go on November 7, 2020

Mr. Smuckums

A lean,mean,scooting machine. one who likes to beat one up.

That fighter was a Mr. Smuckums.

by Julia44 January 18, 2010

Shuck

Somebody who is scared (flapper)

Person 1: Hay that Sam Hudson kid won't fight me

Person 2: What a blatant SHUCK member haha

by Adolf May 24, 2015

scuck

(n.) The most deplorable, derogatory term for a female. Combines the negative connotations of scum, cum, fuck, cock, suck,and skank, and is only used when referring to the absolute lowest common denominator of women or girls.

Hey Clint, can you believe what that scuck did to me?

Clint: Nah man, that's unbelievable. What a scuck.

by J-Mills January 30, 2007

shuck

Northern Ireland slang, meaning
1: your ass pipe
or alternatively
2: a ditch at the side of the road that contains a small stream normally laced with cow shit

1: "She took it up the shuck somethin shockin"
2: "I laughed my balls off when he fell in the shuck"

by DGF82 February 28, 2008

smuckers

a cute nickname for a girlfriend/ boyfriend; a kind of grape jelly

i love you smuckers.

I had to buy smuckers jelly today

by Julya Marie September 7, 2009