Ditzy Spritzy

When you tie your dick up into a pretzel

Pravarsh doing the "Ditzy Spritzy" in the school bathroom

by Braden Fortson July 27, 2024

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Whale Sprite

A short thin woman with an extroverted expressive personality is attracted to tall fat/large men with reserved introverted personalities

Mya is such a knockout, why would she go for that guy?

Because Mya is a Whale Sprite

by False_Hydra September 12, 2023

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joey sprite

A McDonald's Sprite with zero syrup. It is still completely carbonated and normal otherwise. This is basically a sparkling water with zero sugar.

I went to McDonald's and I ended up getting a joey sprite. I guess their syrup did not dispense.

by thatoneguywhoexists March 31, 2024

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Rizzy Sprite

A Key Lime flavored La Croix.

Sigma: Hey man, can you get me a Rizzy Sprite? I need a drink with my Skibidi Slicers.

by ArshiaThaRizzler April 10, 2024

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three sprites in

This metaphor thats more powerful than three shots... What happens after heaven, a stage past drunkness

Wooop whooop hat's the sound of the police (three sprites in)

by Alllybooooo December 31, 2024

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drinking Sprite and other similar carbonated, acidic, and sugary soft drinks (specifically sprite) can increase the production of both saliva and mucus (phlegm) in the throat.

In the context of gooning, gooners use the sprite method to increase the production of saliva and mucus to use as a lubricant for jerking off

"Bro, why did you buy three 2-liter bottles of Sprite? I thought you don't even like sprite."

"I'm planning a long session tonight and I need them for the sprite method."

by SizzlinRaisin February 8, 2026

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