nasal spray

When a girl is jerkin a guy off, right as he is about to cum, he shoves his dick up her nostril and cums in it

She stopped jerkin me off, so i gave her the Nasal Spray

by The_One June 11, 2006

Fecal Spray

When your stomach is really tore up and the result is the brown remnants left after you stand up from the toilet.

I just blew one out and left fecal spray in the bowl.

by 3van7 December 19, 2010

catholic spray

During sex, being ejaculated on while simultaneously having a priest sprinkle you with Holy water.

Not to be confused with the underground Parisian band, whose logo displays a tri-breasted rouge goddess, trapped in a coffin.

At my nephew's christening, I locked eyes with Reverend Bill and was soon covered in Catholic spray between the pews.

by Dope Ass Breakfast September 11, 2013

Spray Tan

When you fart in someones face while they are sleeping.

Jason was sleeping and I gave him a Spray Tan alarm to wake him up.

I gave that bitch a Spray Tan after she had been snoring all night.

by RDT84 October 19, 2010

Sick in the Spray

Catch the narliest wave ever. So sick that if on looking chicks see you they instantly wanna suck your cock!

Dude: Whatcha gonna do today Bro?

BRO: Just gonna go gert sick in the Spray bra.

by Sicky5000 September 29, 2008

spray and pray

when you cum inside and hope she don't get pregnant (talking about vaginas)

chick: why did my pregnancy test come back positive?
brad: I shouldn't spray and pray again

by mattygina October 15, 2017

Spray and Wipe

A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also Poofter Chook for a description of the outcome.

Hey Gabe, the price of those engineers is way too high! You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.

Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?

Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.

by Singapore Frosty July 7, 2010