smoff

This word can be used anyway you want it to be used.. Usually used for the word fuck.

-smoffs-

Go Smoff Yourself.
You smoffing loser.
SMOFF YOU!

by xGravexFlowerx April 22, 2004

snoff

it can be used as a noun or a verb. a sneeze and a cough that happen at the same time. to sneeze and cough simultaneously.

"dude, I just snoffed on your sister"
"sick burn, I had a snoff this morning and it landed on a mcgriddle"
"sweet deal, let's go snoff on the elderly"

by nogg got pwnd September 12, 2007

soff

To defeat one's opponents in any sort of contest/game. It is most often used in the past tense, and as an insult to the losing party.

Maud'dib soffed that Harkonnen pretty boy.

by Brandt Poole April 18, 2003

Spaff

also known as wordspunk/word, wordjizz/word, wordbaby batter/word, wordcum/word, wordspooge/word or wordman juice/word

if you spaff on my face ONCE MORE, i'm gonna get really angry

by lizie May 1, 2003

Speff

A useless person, probably with genetic defects of an undisclosed type.

That Chris Beckett is a right speff.

by Steve Clarke September 30, 2003

Spiffed

The action of being spiffy.

Man thats spiffed.

by Matt June 29, 2003

Spaff

To metaphorically ejaculate over something incredibally good, or to be pleased to hear some good news. - or used as a term to physically ejaculate.

I Spaffed on her face/tits/bumhole!

by Slipknot Mike June 18, 2006