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Splurf

dudee....dan's splurfs smell awful!!
by Jeffyyyyyyyyyyy45 January 4, 2011
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slurth

1. Brittney's father(really hot mom!!!)
2. Matthew's father
3. Alex's father
4. Probably the most awesome baseball player in the history of planet earth (approx. 60 billion years and who knows how many friggin people).
5. The bitchinest assed muthafucka alive
6. Also known as "Seth" (see seth, all def. except #10 and beyond invariably apply{unless they change that shit})
1-3. Hi Daddy!!!
4. Slurth drops bombs like a B-52.
5. Hey Slurth!!! I heard you did my mom!!! That is sweet!!! (only applies to mothers who are relativley hot{7-10 on 10 point scale})
6. Seth and Slurth are one and the same.
by The Old Man (Slurth) March 15, 2005
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urge to splurge

The urge to get fresh and get money every day. Living the Louie Ton lifestyle. I'm papered up and my pockets on fleek.
I got the urge to splurge so I stay rocking Louie Ton.
by IMSPLURGE December 26, 2015
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Splurgy

Urination, typically with blood and urethral pain
"One bad gloop and shred on the yoinky, two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy, three more yoinks and buy me a smoothie, poured up the gloop, that's the gloop and the splurgy."
by Yoinkyshredder69 January 7, 2021
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Splert

1. A descriptive term pertaining predominantly with male ejaculation, sometimes female, as well. 2. To describe a pending orgasm. 3. A term used announcing sexual intentions/wishes. 4. Used to describe a woman's period, or, 'time-of-the-month'. 5. Squeezing a liquid substance out of a squirt bottle or tube. 6. Used to give vague details of after birth when a woman produces a baby.
Sex completed: "Wow! I came and it really splert that time!"
Orgasm pending: "I'm gonna splert!" He said in passion.
Wanton desire: "Dude! I'd really like to splert her!"
Menstruation: "I used my last tampoon for my splert!"
Squirt bottle: "That ketchup came out in a splert."
Childbirth: "After she delivered, I had an intern clean up the splert on the floor!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 5, 2008
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Splurking

The act of fondling/flicking a girl's bean after it has been lavished in her juices.
(rubbing a wet clit)
Girl: Remember last night when you where splurking me?
Guy/Girl: Yeah?
Girl: Can we do that again?
by Tsumino January 20, 2016
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Slurt

When the word slut just doesn't do the turbo whore any justice.
"Holy shit, Ch-arlene is a disgusting herpes ridden slurt!"
by J-Grande October 16, 2008
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