The sometimes thick and usually sticky amalgam of sexual lubricants and semen from the vagina and penis that are the remains of sexual intercourse. It usually accumalates in the butt crack of the partner in the lower position due to gravity.
by Luther Felonuis G. IV August 28, 2006
Get the love spackle mug.A surprise sexual act. It's a bit tricky to do, and you can only get away with it once, so follow it carefully the first time:
1) During sex, pull out and ejaculate into your hand (if you've ever spiderman'd someone, the first step is the same)
2) Ask your partner if she wants "to hear angels speak."
3) Suck the semen into your mouth while she answers.
4) Spit into her ear.
It's based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets pissed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.
A similar act is "the divine conception" when you spit into a virgin's vagina instead of her ear, and "The Word Of God" if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.
1) During sex, pull out and ejaculate into your hand (if you've ever spiderman'd someone, the first step is the same)
2) Ask your partner if she wants "to hear angels speak."
3) Suck the semen into your mouth while she answers.
4) Spit into her ear.
It's based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets pissed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.
A similar act is "the divine conception" when you spit into a virgin's vagina instead of her ear, and "The Word Of God" if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.
"Bro, my girl got mad pissed when I Angel Speak'd her last night, but chilled the fuck out when I explained it was just a theology lesson."
by Angelspeaker April 1, 2009
Get the Angel Speak mug.A style of tone commonly used by indie musicians which results in slurred speech, sounding like your tongue is stuck in the back of your throat and a lot of "R"s.
Fan: "OMG, is that Grace Vanderwaal?!?!"
gRaCe vAnDeRwAaLL: "i'M nOt sUrE, i dOn'T kNor mY nAmE."
Hint: Cursive speaking should be natural
gRaCe vAnDeRwAaLL: "i'M nOt sUrE, i dOn'T kNor mY nAmE."
Hint: Cursive speaking should be natural
by gRaCeVaNdErWaAL March 23, 2020
Get the cursive speaking mug."Chat Speak" is a form of speaking used by illiterate assholes. It was the fashion that most of the people who create definitions for this website use to type.
by Grapple 'n' Grapes September 3, 2005
Get the Chat speak mug.by egnaro May 17, 2005
Get the spacker baiting mug.To explosively pound out a liquified dump, typically in to a toilet but not exclusively, that sprays uncontrollably all over the sidewalls of the bowl and your own ass. Due to it's uncontrollability and power, many people have spackled there pants, own legs and anything in a 4' radius just short of sitting down. It often resembles what pudding being fired out of a shotgun would look like.
I drank 20 budweisers last night and went on to spackle not only my undies but the toilet bowl, seat, my legs, shoes and bathroom floor.
by Adam Burgee October 10, 2006
Get the spackle mug.A situation occurrence at the most inopportune time while carrying on a normal conversation with friends and colleagues, making a presentation or publicly speaking. For one to speak and leak, one of the following must occur:
A. One passes loud, dry flatulence and is accompanied by repugnant smell.
B. One attempts to pass dry gas but passes wet gas and sharts and soils their pant's or dress and must make a the waddle to the restroom for a clean up.
C. One has had recent coital relations whereby a load of semen was deposited in one's ass or vagina and said love juice begins to leak out inadvertently leaving a wet stain or noticeable dripping from the under carriage.
A. One passes loud, dry flatulence and is accompanied by repugnant smell.
B. One attempts to pass dry gas but passes wet gas and sharts and soils their pant's or dress and must make a the waddle to the restroom for a clean up.
C. One has had recent coital relations whereby a load of semen was deposited in one's ass or vagina and said love juice begins to leak out inadvertently leaving a wet stain or noticeable dripping from the under carriage.
As president of the company, Sandy gave her company outlook at the annual stock holders meeting. Her enthusiastic presentation came to an abrupt pause when she began to Speak and Leak. The semen from the Room Service Attendant she had lured to her hotel room for sex began to run down her leg.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
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