Weed Smoothie

The act of mixing different strains of weed, usually by breaking up or grinding the buds in one container and shaking it around, resulting in an homogenous mixture of the weed and smoking it will give you a collaboration of different highs that each strain gives you.

james, mike, joe, dave, and matt each put a nug from their own stash in a grinder and made a weed smoothie. When they smoked it they had both an intense body and head high

by Joe Sano August 27, 2012

self serve smoothie

When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie

by CG Poopsmith December 11, 2011

Shooting the Moose

The act of having sex in general, inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain, where as one of the main characters fires upon a moose before engaging in hot cowboy mansex.

We were caught Shooting the Moose at the family reunion, that sure didn't go over well with grandma...

by Cousin Spiffy August 7, 2006

Drive by shooting

Drive up to a car or truck at s stop light and shoot a load on the car next to you and then drive away really fast.

chode, drive by shooting

by Bigiie November 17, 2009

smooling

smoking weed with cool people.

I'm smooling tonight with Jake, Adam, and Shan-Ban.

by llamatits November 14, 2004

shooting guard

A position in basketball which usually shoots from the perimeter.

MJ is da best shootin guard

by blah June 8, 2003

Uruguayan smoothie

A girl is sucking your cock in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, to the surprise of you both, you hear the garage door opening. her father has returned from a business trip early! Oh no! Quickly, looking for something to bust into you grab a glass and explode into it. As father walks down the hallway into the kitchen you quickly place the glass in the fridge hiding the evidence. After a long way home from his business trip, the father reaches into the fridge searching for a refreshing beverage.

Dad: "What is this frothy glass of white substance?"

Girl: "It is a Uruguayan smoothie father"

Girl's boyfriend: "I'm Canadian"

by sickguy March 9, 2009