National give someone named sam a smooch day

On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek

Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then

by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022

smoof

An Iron or device used to get the wrinkles out of your clothes

Bitch hit me upside the head with a smoof!
I smoofed my shirt.

by Tbag21 March 27, 2007

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.

Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.

by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003

Smoobawaba

A completely irrelevant word, most likely something which will end up with you being questioned about the level of your sanity. Also, would probably be an interesting word to call out in the middle of an important business discussion.

Bob: "So what do you think of this year's statistics?"
Joe: "Smoobawaba."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."
Bob: "You're an idiot."

by Coiked April 13, 2004

Smoodle

A vaginal fart. Same as queef/queeb

I was tappin dat and she ripped a smoodle.

by Blappo1979 March 16, 2018

Smogon

Pedobear's favotite site!

Smogon: I love CUTIE girls!

by SpaceXQueen February 15, 2020

smooch

smooch is what a guy does to another dude's asshole if he's trying to give him a randy rim-job.

Matt sometimes tells me to smooch his asshole when he wants me to kiss his ass.

by USAF Cadet June 13, 2021