Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.

Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.

by Darkuhole January 9, 2014

Smatterday

1) When you party too much and can't tell what happened on which day.
2) your day's run together because your so busy or drunk.

"My whole spring break was a smatterday."
"This conference has been a total smatterday."

by F.Wes July 8, 2016

smattered

A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time

I'm off my face totally smattered

by scattkatt April 20, 2017

smarttarded

when you can be smart, but make retarded remarks that have people wondering if your game in smarts is really that big or if you're just playin'.

when someone names the obvious.

Joe: I want an apple.
Bob: That sounds good. Did you know that apples grow on trees?
Joe: Boi you're smarttarded.

by lulu0725 November 8, 2017

smartier

When eating the candy "smarties" it makes you smartier.

I'm smartier because I ate smarties.

by chiwhiwwhiteskjflsakdjfslkfjsl November 8, 2017

Smarted

When thou is both smart and retarded.

Kalli was smarted when she ran into a door

by Newwordeveryidea December 18, 2018

smartyest

Super duper uper smarter than you

“I’m smarter” “ no I’m smartyest”

by Be the best you can be April 27, 2019