sleeping bags

A less explicit way of saying condoms.

"Hey, Tina, Can I borrow a couple sleeping bags? Its gonna be a good night ;)"

by MollyConnolly November 14, 2009

speeping

The act of urinating while sleeping.

The girl of my dreams kissed me while I was speeping, then I woke up.

by TheSpeeper January 16, 2010

Sleeping Bag

referring to an uncircumcised penis. Very unsightly and most unfortunate to behold, especially when the tent it is pitching is kiddie sized.

"So we were going to go camping right? And he just started unrolling this tiny sleeping bag and I decided I didn't want to pitch a tent with him anymore"

by Yvetta von Kurtz September 28, 2011

Skeeking

Walking while one foot is on a higher surface than the other.

I was skeeking on the curb!

by BrodyBananas! October 26, 2007

Sleeping on the low

When you're having sex with someone and someone else walks into the room, but doesn't notice you're having sex, so you keep having sex, and they still don't notice. The other person is surely an idiot if you can pull off sleeping on the low. -Created By Ashdrianna

*Roommate walks into the room and falls asleep an hour later*
*Next morning he wakes up and notices girl leaving the room*
Dumbass Roommate: "Ay man when did she get here?!?"
Me: "Dumbass she been here since last night, you didn't notice cuz we were sleeping on the low ;)"

by ProcrASHtination May 11, 2015

skeeting blood

To bleed profusely in a spurting manner (i.e., with each beat of the heart, a shot of blood ejects -- or skeets) out of the wound(s). (see also: skeet.)

"Yo, that boy got shot twice in the chest and after that he was skeeting blood everywhere."

by dsparkss January 29, 2018

Co-sleeping

a practice of upper-middle-class hippie white people used to avoid having sex with their spouses, and to maximize cuddle time with their oh-so-precious children. Aka the“family bed,” it is justified by culturally appropriating sleep practices from impoverished cultures who need to sleep together because they live in a one room hut.

We’re still co-sleeping with our 14 year old twins because it brings us closer together as a family. It’s very common in other cultures....

by Cheetah77 August 8, 2018