URBAN DICTIONARY

The best fucking website on the entire fucking internet.

I used to ask my mom what expletives meant. Now I just use URBAN DICTIONARY, and it really saves my ass!

URBAN DICTIONARY is the fucking SHIT!

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Snicktionary

Snicktionary is the reference to the Snickers brand Dictionary of created words used on the back of each and every Scnickers Bar.

For instance:
Peanutopolis
Neugotocity
Hungerectomy
Substantialiscous
Snacklish
Nougetaboutit
Nutlegience
Patrick Chewing etc,.

Man did you see the new word added to the Snicktionary dave?

no man, what was it?

Hungerectomy

by simpsonstyle819 June 26, 2009

Stationary bike potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.

Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
--
Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.

by keichix November 1, 2009

DictionaryDicks

People who put their enemies name on urban dictionary and write something shitty.

Don't you just hate DictionaryDicks? Always fucking up this site.

by Get away dad! February 27, 2019

Urban Dictionary Personal Ads

The postings on Urban Dictionary where obviously teenagers write love letters about how beautiful someone is OR hate letters about how awful someone is, rather than tell that person themselves......really annoying like wikipedia. Try it! Type ANY first name in the search engine and see all the retarded postings. Usually alot of bad grammar and misspellings.

Urban Dictionary Personal Ads

search engine for "SARAH": She isdef the most beatiful and speciale girl in the world i can talk to her for hours and i would love her to pull anal beads out my ass one by one.

search engine for "BRIAN": Is a cheeting asshole that haz bad acnie and gave me ghonnar..., gonne..., gonori..., the clap

by sancho171 July 1, 2011

urban dictionary'd

When someone does/says something and another person puts it on urban dictionary.

I put what you said up on urban dictionary last night. BOOM. You've been urban dictionary'd.

by CMIF LM March 19, 2012

urban dictionary time

exclamation for whenever someone invents a new word

A. Don't forget we are meeting for lunch?

B. You reminded me about that already! Are you paranoid that I'll forget? It's like... paranoid nagging! It's "paranoigging"!

A. Urban dictionary time!

by Doctor Science March 6, 2014