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shamped

Depends on the situation, everything is screwed up. It could be a smell, a dirty room, or anything out of the ordinary. The word (shamped), can be said in any context.
"That pork sausage shamped up my guts"
"My radio is all shamped up, it keeps skipping my favourite songs"
"what the {shamp)" said when somthing does not make sence.
by shamped king March 13, 2009
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shampoozled

the first day after you shampoo and your hair is fluffy, flyaway, and just plain terrible
you just got out of the shower and spend what you think is a good amount of time on your hair and your thinkin your lookin good and your friend says "damn girl, you've been shampoozled"-yikes!
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Shampeed On

Process of alowing someone to urinate on your head in order to benifit from said person's DNA.
In order for my hair to look perfect, I requested to get shampeed on by my girlfriend.
by Coachtwentytwo September 17, 2009
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shampooitis

Pronounced sham-poo-eye-tiss

The feeling of shampoo going in your eyes. The I sounds the same as the word eye, and the tiss represents the stinging sensation when shampoo goes in the eyes.
Argh crap! I got shampooitis!! arrgh it burns!!
by L337Z1LL4 March 4, 2010
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Shampoo Paedo

a sexual predator who preys on young children in the bath or shower
A young boy was attacked by a shampoo paedo when in his bathtub last weekend
by MrGinge10 September 19, 2010
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Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.
Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.
by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011
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Shampooper

When one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the rectum of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner "pooping" the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.
I know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shampooper and my anus has never been so shiny and flake free.
by Frozen Burrito September 9, 2011
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