slacking

when she’s on her period so you finger her butthole

“man she got slacked bro”
“bro what the fuck is slacking dog?”
“aw bro you’ll find out soon enough”

by bitchtiddies6969 June 12, 2018

Midwest American Slacking Toad

The Midwest American Slacking Toad, also referred to by some cultures as "Battletoad" and "B-Toad" in others can usually be found in it's natural habitat on "the couch". As it sits there, the heart rate of the toad lowers, enabling it to sit there and watch television for up to twenty hours without any movement what-so-ever.

There are no known female specimens of the Midwest American Slacking Toad which leads leading scientists to believe that the Midwest American Slacking Toad is asexual. Odds of reproduction are slim to none. The species is inevitably doomed.

The diet of this particular slacking toad consists 90% of various potato chips and the other 10% is mainly hot pockets, insects and a few small birds. The beverage of choice is none other than Dr. Pepper and is usually consumed two liters at a time.

Despite this fact, the Midwest American Slacking Toad dips the cheapest smokeless tobacco and spits it into the for mentioned Dr. Pepper bottles creating potential threats for unsuspecting organisms.

The language of the Midwest American Slacking Toad is known as none.

This toad is solitary. Communication is virtually non-existent. Social interaction is always awkward at best.

A study has recently been organized to research the Slacking Toad in more depth.

Alternative Names:

The B of T's, Toader, Toadski, El Toaderino, The Toad of Battle, Combat Frog, Amphibious Combatant, Battle Chode, Toad-hair, B-Teasly

What is that Midwest American Slacking Toad doing on your couch?

by Harry Weinhair May 24, 2011

Shaking The Pringle Can

The act of engaging in male masturbation. The pringle can represents the subjects penis, while the shaking represents the motions made by the males hand to simulate a vagina and/or anus. During the shaking process, it is expected for the male to have some type of masturbation "material" such as a pornographic DVD or perhaps a pornographic magazine. The shaking process can last anywhere from a minute to over an hour, all depending on the situation.

Babe, I was shaking the pringle can all last night, but here's the sweet part, I didn't even use any masturbation material, I used thoughts brought from my spank bank.

by Mr. 1234 September 26, 2009

Shclicking

The type of oral that feels the best.

Licking the cliterous while she licks you back,

Not gender specific!

Person 1:"Have you tried that shclicking it feels so good!!"
Person 2:"Were doing it right now!"

by Realistic turd October 27, 2016

Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.

Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018

Sharking

The act of sharking is most commonly performed by males named Chris, sharking is when one resigns from day to day life and decides to patrol the streets as a deep fried nugget.

Sharking it braaah, shark it hard, stop sharking it, shaaaaaaarking.

“Did you see that deep fried nugget?” “Yeah, he’s sharking it haaaard”

“Shark shark shaaaark shark shark shark”

by Spazmo_jh January 21, 2019

snowman sacking

the action of destroying snowmen that little kids spent all day making using different objects like bats, golf clubs ect.

Bill: "Hey Joe i saw some snowmen over on 1st Street lets go sack them after practice!"

Joe: "OK! I love snowman sacking!"

by lkjlkjlj January 24, 2008