ShitBird

a completely useless human being who sandbags and talks faster then he can think. He parks like an idiot everyday and is know as that asshole. clueless about himself and life and "razor"

That ShitBird is here again.

by chug April 23, 2015

Shitballs

small dangle-berry like artifices protruding from the hair follicles of the external anal sphincter

Before beginning the prostate examination, Dr Lin proceeded to clear teh shitballs from David's anus.

by max lin November 7, 2003

Shitbag

1. A really jerky person.
2. An empty plastic bag that has been shit in. Usually a potato chip bag or grocery bag. (Also a variant of a poopsock)
3. Dog poop bag.

"He's such a shitbag!"
"I had to use a shitbag during a level grinding session."
"Throw away this shitbag, ok?"

by Paperpaper22 November 23, 2013

shitbert

A shithead, can mean very stupid or being a bastard.

Origins: I made a doodle at school of a guy with a poop for a head. I called him Shitbert. He has a mother, Buttface.

"Look at Shitbert over there!" Note: It can replace a proper noun (such as a name) and keep the exact same grammar, as if it was said person's real name.

by BristolBrick July 25, 2016

flipped a shitburger

(v.) to act out in an unseemly display of anger and/or insanity.

"When I told Joey I wanted to break up he totally flipped a shitburger and crashed my car into a tree."

by Ave. July 14, 2009

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020

shitbird

A racial slur for black people.

I would have taken the Dan Ryan, but its always full of shitbirds.

by The Baron of Beverly December 2, 2007