scunt

A scunt is a woman who is stupid and a cunt simultaneously.

Did you hear what that woman said to me? What a scunt.

by Imek Rohew March 15, 2008

scunder

Scunder is a word used in Northern Ireland. It is usually used in the past tense 'scundered' as an adjective, although similar in sound to the Scottish 'scunnert' it has its own specific meanning. A neat little phrase sums it up, 'hoisted by your own petard' It is often a personal retort, "That's you totally scundered", perhaps by some sly plan that has backfired.

He though he was being the smart one but now it's him that's totally scundered!

by AidanG September 4, 2005

Scunt

A name for Closed Circuit Television Systems (CCTV). This was coined by Stephen Fry on his podcast "Stephen Fry's Podgrams" to give CCTV a more ugly and subversive name.

A graffiti artist may spray on a wall; "One nation under Scunt"

by The Lord Byron March 9, 2009

scunnit

A particularly un-savoury fishy/yogurty type substance found under ones finger nails after being with a lady who's feminine hygiene is not top of the agenda.

Byrneside: "I had a bastard of a job gettin the scunnit from under me nails after pullin that new barmaid the other night".
Sharpy: "I know, the dirty, acky, reesty, fishy scunt!

by Paul Byrne November 28, 2006

Sconced

to be really, really fucking high.

Dude! Last night I was so sconced I watched Dora the Explorer for 4 hours!

by TheGanjMaster April 3, 2010

scumcunt

In a culture where "cunt" has been devalued in baseness, something truly repulsive in its misoginy has replaced it. First identified in Nick Cave's "And The Ass Saw The Angel".

"He was spewed forth into the world from the rancid womb of his scumcunted ma"

by Euchrid Eucrow November 13, 2003

Scunt

Any boy named Scott who is a cunt. I don't think I know many that aren't.

Nasty pieces of work.

You know my ex boyfriend?
What scunt?
Yeah found out he was a lying cheating controlling arsehole
Yeah don't take it to heart all scotts are like it
Yeah WHAT A SCUNT.

by comedyqueen January 27, 2011