knee slapper

something that is stupid and funny at the same time

Guy 1: So a guy walks into a bar...OUCH!
Guy 2: ROFL THAT'S A KNEE SLAPPER! *slaps knee*
Random Guy: Oh yeah? How bout a face slapper! *slaps Guy 1 and 2's face*

by Skullex May 18, 2008

snapper

A moderately sized bong load, intended to be smoked in one hit.

Hey Cliff, I just packed you a snapper in the three footer. Go ahead and clear that so I can load myself up one.

by humboldt hero April 21, 2011

red snapper

A tight vagina that has been active for several hours in a day and is therefore red. The vaginal cavity is usually very irritated and swollen.

I was banging that bitch last night and by this morning her cooch was nothing but a red snapper.

by Sean Trr May 14, 2006

snapper

Early to mid 80s vernacular for an attractive young woman. Popular in Massachusetts and nearby regions of adjacent New England states. Often pronounced as "snappa".

A "Do you think she's pretty?"
B "Definitely! She's a wicked snappa!"

by asimplename December 31, 2004

scamper

To run or hurry away from something, usually a fat chick at a party.

Dawg, i just scampered away from this Betty McNasty, I can't belive I away from her huge gaping hagina!!!

by coby March 2, 2003

mexican shit scrapper

the art of shitting on a persons doona cover and rolling them up in it like a burito. To achieve its fulll effect the shit should be sloppy and warm like gravy. beware of pinkeye. Have a nice smile on your face dont feel pressured into anything you dont want to do unless you are already caught in the covers.

"Dude apparently moggy was really pissin laquisha off so she decided to give moggy a gool ole mexican shit scrapper heard she got pinkey"
OH HELL NO

by MrMaternityLeave July 1, 2011

snapperoni

Going crazy and taking photo after photo of same subject. Taking many snapshots to the extreme!

Joe had a keen eye for out-of-ordinary things, however, when he spots something he goes into a snapperoni trance!

Jill sure knows how to stop traffic! She was taking like 100 snapshots of a old building and everyone couldn't figure out what was so interesting.

by VGVGVG August 13, 2010