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Safe zone

A zone where nobody ever gets hurt, knocked down, falls, or dies. Nobody disagrees over anything, argues, fights, or thinks differently. Everything is sterilized and functional, and vegan food is the only food because everyone else is wrong about what they eat and think, and danger is always someone else's fault.
The restaurant is a safe zone, and the country is becoming one. Nothing has to be based in reality in a safe zone, it's a zone where there is no suffering like in the real world.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
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Safe Rape

Safe Rape is when you attempt to rape someone, but you use protection to try to not inpregnate the victim.
Kevin: Hey, what were you up to last night?
Mark: Oh I safe raped this woman I found on the street yesterday. But it’s okay! I used a condom; crisis averted.
Kevin: DUDE!
by xXPU55Y_REKTER_9000Xx June 1, 2018
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Safe one

An almalgamation of the phrases 'safe' and 'nice one' this common used phrase has it's roots in Cambridge surburbia, but is found in all areas of the UK
Tali: "I did like a million pieces of work today!"
Tom: "Safe one babes"
by twg1993 May 2, 2011
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guy safe

A place where predatory men keep other men.
The Lolita express generally featured young women and girls, but was specially outfitted with a guy safe for Kevin, Bill and Chris's flight. Kevin enjoyed the guy safe.
by tickleman July 27, 2019
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Safe Fuck

Get a dildo!!!!!!! The girl will absolutly love it. That way, you can kiss her and fuck her at the same time with no risks.
My boyfriend and me had a safe fuck because he had a dildo.
by SarahProkochuk March 15, 2008
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dolphin safe

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only fishes for tuna."
by confusinomiton October 4, 2006
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safe sex

1)The act of abstinence
2)Using contraception
3)Pulling out
The only way to be sure you wont get pregnant/diseased is to practice safe sex
by TheWickedHeart August 24, 2004
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