return to sender

a fart that leads to a premature evacuation of the rectum, however the the payload is returned back to safety

Rocky: Farts, "Excuse Me"
Pete : "WTF that stinks"
Rocky: "Even worse, it was a return to sender"
Pete : (runs to the bathroom to puke)

by DJ Inside February 17, 2004

Return to Sender

When a transgendered girlfriend ejaculates in her lovers mouth and her lover in turn, spits the semen back in her mouth.

I gave my girlfriend (Transgendered) a return to sender.

by southernkrusade October 31, 2010

Rephus

Burning One, Warrior, Knight.

"A single rephus, has to battle his way to his enemy"

by Rephus December 18, 2003

returd

If you are a student of language you will appreciate the explanation of this definition. Lets look at the origins of the word. It may be a verb or noun similar to the word retard - delay, procrastinate, postpone, slow, hinder or obstruct. So if someone was a re-tard (this of course is the French pronunciation used in the Golden Globe winning film The Hangover) then it would be one who was delayed, a procrastinator, slowed, etc. The meaning of the prefix re- means to repeat, back, or again. So that if you are labeled a returd, it would designate you as someone who repeats the turding process frequently. Therefore not an individual who hinders or slows the turding process. Please feel free to apply the moniker to people as needed. I think it could be applicable to one who spews forth turds, perhaps those in elected office, in specific divisions of sales, or individuals who have not completed assigned tasks and feel the need to deny the reality that they were retarded in doing the task and so they make up excuses for the delay.

Perhaps it could be used in a sentence like this: "I was so sick of hearing all of his bogus excuses, one after the other, he is such a returd". As a verb it might be used in this way, "Man he needs to shut his mouth. The stuff he is saying is like so returded".

There are so many people and instances in which I plan to use this new term. Feel free to make it your own and use it as you see fit. Let this be my gift to you, you big returds.

by Honey Deaumoi February 11, 2010

return of curly's gold

the sequel to any movie that hasn't had a previous sequel.

Have you seen the Matrix 2: The Return of Curly's Gold

by Angie T. August 6, 2003

Rethetic

A combination of being, what many joke about as 'retarded'- when in fact they are referring to something that is not mentally disabled in any way but is lame, slow or illogical - in conjunction with being pathetic.

The whole evening was rethetic. First my friends did not have any humor or excitement. Then second, the concert we went to was completely lame and disorganized; it couldn't have been any worse.

by Mindalay May 17, 2008

retaughted

Retaughted - Re-taught- ed

Definition

(1) To be retaught. To relearn what one already knows or has learned but has either failed to apply or remember.

(2) To achieve new enlightenment to old or known ideas, concepts, beliefs and understandings.

Example:

(a) Each time I see that movie I see something I missed before.

(b) Every time I read that book I get something new out of it.

(c) Just when I thought I had it down, I learned a new persepctive and view.

Your so Retaughted!

by Clay Burton October 16, 2008