recoil

Recoil is what I have to do with my penis after urinating so it will fit back into my jeans.

JUST HOLD ON! I will be out as soon as I recoil my penis and zip my jeans.

by Jonathan September 21, 2004

recockulous

crazy; insane; beyond belief

When Suzie described Johnny O's large weenus, she claimed she did not slobber on it. That's recockulous.

by ree-cawk-u-luss September 3, 2003

recockulous

Steming form the work "cock", a generously ridiculous larger size of the average male.

Girl, that Guy was so large and good, making it rain! He was recockulous!!

by Snakes101 August 21, 2010

recoil

To refuel a Tesla automobile.

While your gasoline automobile takes five minutes to refuel, it only takes me 90 seconds to recoil my Tesla.

by jeffisgod September 14, 2014

reconasense

-a term used by supervisors in a poor effort to spell the word reconnaisance-

I.e."Thomas did some reconasense and found a cherry pie"

by Big T March 5, 2004

recockulous

a responce to an absolutely ridiculous excuse/action/situation/comment most commonly made by a man.

Male: Baby, I am so sorry I missed the birth of our child but...the Pistons were in double overtime.
Female: that is RECOCKULOUS!
or...
MALE: While I was sunning in Cape Town-
Female:(in her head) recockulous!
or...
A man walks by with the arms of his denim shirt cut off to accentuate the "guns." ...recockulous.

by Ashley Reed May 25, 2005

recockulous

Saying loveline created it is bs. I've been saying that word for at leats 15 years. It is simply subbing the word cock for the word dick.

IE: Dont cocktate what I do or say!
Have you seen the Cock Tracy movie?
One day I was reading Moby Cock and a light went off.

IE: Dont cocktate what I do or say!
Have you seen the Cock Tracy movie?
One day I was reading Moby Cock and a light went off.

This bitch is recockulous. I mean she is f'd in the head

by jarock April 12, 2006